As we celebrate your birthday, I wanted to give you a gift that lasts forever. But as I searched high and low, I realized nothing can beat the gift of laughter. So, here are some funny wishes and jokes I hope will make your special day even brighter.
I'm not saying you're old, but your birth certificate is written in roman numerals.
You’re not getting older, just more distinguished.
Age is just a number, but wrinkles are real.
Just keep adding more and more candles on your birthday cake every year. That ought to keep you young and warm for a few more decades.
It's okay to forget things as you get older, like where you put your car keys or your glasses. Just don't forget to wear your pants when you go to work.
Remember when we used to be cool and hip? Yeah, me neither.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little crumby!
Why did the balloon burst?
Because it saw you and was blown away!
What kind of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
Aye, you guessed it! I scream cake!
There you have it, my dear friend: a collection of funny wishes and jokes to make you smile. I hope your birthday is filled with laughter, joy, and lots of cake. You're a constant source of happiness in my life, and I'm grateful to have you as my friend. Here's to another year of amazing memories and adventures together!
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