Shrek: Quick tell a lie!
史莱克：快点撒一个谎！
Pinocchio: What should I say?
皮诺曹：我该说什么？
Donkey: Say something crazy... like “I'm wearing ladies' underwear!”.
驴子：说一些疯狂的事情...像"我正穿着女人的内裤"。
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies' underwear.
皮诺曹：嗯，好。我正穿着女人的内裤。
Pinocchio: [silence]
皮诺曹：（沉默）
Shrek: Are you?
史莱克：你正穿着(女人的内裤)吗？
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
皮诺曹：我非常肯定没有穿着(女人的内裤)。
Pinocchio: [nose extends] .
皮诺曹：（鼻子变长）
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
驴子：这看起来就像你非常肯定穿着在。
Pinocchio: I am not.
皮诺曹：我没有。
Pinocchio: [nose extends]
皮诺曹：（鼻子变长）
Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!
姜饼人：它是一个皮带！
Gingy：Oww! Theyre briefs.
姜饼人：噢！它们是短裤！
Pinocchio：Are not.
皮诺曹：不是！
GIngy：Are too!
姜饼人：是的！
Pinocchio：Are not.
皮诺曹：不是.
Gingy：Are too!
姜饼人：是的！
精彩对白
Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek?
Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: On the contrary,
Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
Pinocchio: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably
Prince Charming: Stop It!
Pinocchio: Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!
白马王子：你，你不能说谎！史莱克在哪儿？
匹诺曹：呃，好吧，我不知道他不在哪里。
白马王子：你不知道史莱克在哪里？
匹诺曹：正好相反。
白马王子：这么说来，你知道他在哪儿了！
匹诺曹：我可能多多少少、不太确定、无法否认、不能拒绝
白马王子：闭嘴！
匹诺曹：知道或不知道他可能不应该在哪里，也就是我确实不知道他不在哪里！
Donkey: [Donkey and Puss in Boots have switched bodies] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting second-rate sidekick!
Shrek: Donkey...
Donkey: I feel all exposed and nasty!
驴子（驴子和穿靴子的猫互换了身体）：我竟然进入了这个我一直看不上的伙伴的身体里！
史莱克：驴子
驴子：我感到无所遁形，极度肮脏！
Donkey: [seeing Shrek naked in the bed] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!